“I love watching all the people anthropomorphize their dogs at the dog park. Everyone has a story, a voice they do, a dialogue they assign to their dogs. They project their own thoughts, aspirations, emotions, concerns off on to the fabricated personalities they’ve all assigned to what basically amounts to psychologically tortured canine slaves. They make claims about the inner thoughts of their dogs, remarking about how much little Scamp loves his treats and how Rascal over there has a thing for the ladies and blah blah blah blah blah, it’s all bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit bullshit bullshit. Quit projecting off on to your dogs. They basically have two thoughts, is it good or is it bad, that’s the complexity of that psyche,” said Chewy.

“Ya, I know what you mean,” I responded.

Prince laughed in the background and called us both a couple of nuts.